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This is a really geeky page. If you can read the code, you might get a laugh.

BASIC

10 print "Home"
20 print "Sweet"
30 goto 10

JAVASCRIPT

while (G_W_Bush[IQ_rating] < 60) {
 document.print ('Anyone can be President! Anyone.');
}

LISP

;This will loop forever! lolisp!
(loop
 (if (My_brother_is_better_than_me_at_hockey) (return))
 (write ("hahaha "))
)

FORTRAN 77/90

!  Don't you just love spaghetti code?
	program SPAGHETTI_CODE
10 LOGICAL :: spaghetti_is_finished = .FALSE.
15 GOTO 74
20
25 spaghetti_is_finished = .TRUE.
30 spaghetti_is_finished = .FALSE.
34 if (spaghetti_is_finished .EQ. .TRUE.) then
37 	  stop
39 end if
59 GOTO 15
74 PRINT "mmm wet, sloppy, slimy, hot, steamy spaghetti"
77 GOTO 25
90
	end program SPAGHETTI_CODE

PHP

<?php
 //What do the letters PHP stand for?
 //Let's find out!
 $theAnswer = define_and_check_PHP_definition("PHP");
 function define_and_check_PHP_definition($d){
   if (substr_count($d, "PHP") != 0) {
	substr_replace($d, 'PHP Hypertext Preprocessor');
	define_and_check_PHP_definition($d);
   }
   else
   return $d;
 }
?>

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