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This is just a list of what I can remember:
- Visited the DMZ border with North Korea!
- Visited my friend Trisha!
- Drank my self-silly everyday.
- Saw a theatrical production: Nanta.
- Went to see a movie (X-Men 3).
- Went to a place similar to Coney Island.
- Went to a public bath.
- Bought some awesome neckties!
- Went to the war museum in Seoul.
- Went to a Korean Dating club with two Japanese guys and that was really bizarre.
- Went to a casino!
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The Frenchman in Korea
I simply have to tell you about the crazy Frenchman I
met in Korea. His name was Laurent and he was one funny dude when he got drunk. He was vacationing from
Bangladesh where he was working and from what he told us I never want to go to Bangladesh. Never ever.
Anyway one night we (a bunch of us from the guesthouse) decided to go out clubbing in Seoul. So we go to
the first club and it's not so busy. We start dancing with some of the locals and after about a half hour I
look over and see Laurent grinding on a little Korean chick! From what I remember she wasn't exactly cute, but
score one for Frenchy!
So after that we left and went to another bar, from what I remember we needed shoes to enter, the sandals we were
wearing just wouldn't cut it, so two of us had to go all the way back to the guesthouse and get our trusty Pumas.
When we got back to the action I think we were almost sober enough to drive in New York State, so there
is only one remedy for that, drinking like a fiend. The next place offered plently of spirits for our spirits.
Well, I don't remember the second club at all, but I remember that as we were walking down the street it started to
rain. Laurent the Frenchman, and the Englishman (his name escapes me now), and I were getting downpoured on.
We frantically looked around for some shelter and we saw this construction site that had a hut. So we went
under the hut to wait out the downpour.
This construction site was in the middle of Seoul and kinda half-ass fenced off. So, pretty much we were
tresspassing. Well soon after, tresspassing escalted into theft when Laurent found some construction worker's
overalls and decided to put them on to stop himself from getting wet. Genius! Score another point for the Froggy!
After the rain slowed to our liking we decided to go to another club, avec the overalls. We went to this one
busy club where I think that I urinated in the elevator but I can't remember so well. We stayed at this club until
dawn. It was packed with people from all over but mostly Koreans. There was this drunk-ass American dude who
thought he was a bad ass and rough dancing up on all the cuties. That didn't last long as we saw his dumbass
get roughhoused out of the club by the bouncers.
So anyway we got really drunk at this club. I gave some chicks my email and they actually emailed me later
but it took me forever to remember who the hell was emailing me. haha. Anyway the funniest part of the night was
when the English guy and me looked over from the bar to the dancefloor only to see Laurent dancing, and perhaps
even grinding the giant air conditioning unit. I think I spit out whatever drink was in my throat at the time.
He was just going to town with that machine. Absolutely Fabulous!
No matter how drunk you ever get, you'll not forget a 30-something Frenchman grinding with an air conditioning
unit while wearing Korean construction overalls that are a bit too tight. What an awesome time out in Seoul.
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NANTA!
I went to see this theatrical producation called Nanta with some
people I met at the guesthouse. It's a play that breaks the fourth wall with a lot of audience participation.
Guess who particiapted?! Yeah, that's right, me!
During the show, me and my new bride!
After the show with the cast, the chick was so cute too!
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